{"id":523,"date":"2009-11-10T13:35:22","date_gmt":"2009-11-10T11:35:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/curteaveche.wordpress.com\/?p=523"},"modified":"2009-11-10T13:35:22","modified_gmt":"2009-11-10T11:35:22","slug":"avanpremiera","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.curteaveche.ro\/blog\/avanpremiera\/","title":{"rendered":"Avanpremiera"},"content":{"rendered":"

Preg\u0103tim ceva cu totul spectaculos pentru voi! La propriu. <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Deocamdata, v\u0103 spun doar at\u00e2t: s\u0103 nu v\u0103 face\u0163i planuri pentru miercuri, 18 noiembrie la ora 18:30. Ah…\u015fi s\u0103 fi\u0163i la C\u0103rture\u015fti M\u0162R (\u015eos. Kiseleff nr.3). Revin \u00een cel mai scurt timp cu am\u0103nunte.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

P\u00e2n\u0103 atunci, v\u0103 ofer\u00a0o buc\u0103\u0163ic\u0103\u00a0din surpriza noastr\u0103. Poft\u0103 bun\u0103!<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

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\u00ceNGERUL<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

(pare responsabilul cu ce se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u00e3 pe scen\u00e3, poate are \u015fi microfon)<\/em><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Ultima aten\u0163ionare, Mozart, s\u00e3 vin\u00e3 Mozartu\u2019 pe scen\u00e3!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

(t\u00e3cere)<\/em><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Wolfi, la dracu\u2019, du-te pe scen\u00e3!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

(parc\u00e3 cineva l-ar \u00eempinge pe Mozart direct \u00een mijlocul scenei; ni-l putem imagina \u00eembr\u00e3cat \u00eentr-un sacou yuppies, al dracu\u2019 de scump, purt\u00e2nd peruc\u00e3, dar, la urma urmei, ce nu ne putem imagina?; \u00een timp ce iese, \u00cengerul spune \u00eentr-o doar\u00e3)<\/em><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00ceNGERUL<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Cu \u00eendem\u00e2nare, Mozic\u00e3 mic, cu \u00eendem\u00e2nare!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

MOZART<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Papa, unde e\u015fti?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

(Haydn iese de-a bu\u015filea de sub pian, dintre picioarele lui Polzelli, \u00eendat\u00e3 ce-l vede, Mozart se las\u00e3 \u015fi el pe br\u00e2nci, chefnesc ferici\u0163i, se \u00eenv\u00e2rt cu veselie de jur-\u00eemprejur, latr\u00e3, se joac\u00e3, poate c\u00e3 \u015fi c\u00e2nt\u00e3 l\u00e3tr\u00e2nd, \u00een tot cazul: \u015fi a\u015fa mai departe; o mare prietenie \u00eentre b\u00e3rba\u0163i; apoi stau \u00een t\u00e3cere, g\u00e2f\u00e2ind)<\/em><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Papa, punem de-un cvartet de coarde?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

HAYDN<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00cen doi?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

(stau a\u015feza\u0163i pe scen\u00e3)<\/em><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

MOZART<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Am putea \u00eencerca \u2014 noi doi suntem \u00een stare de orice \u2014 Papa, dragul meu Papa, ce mult timp a trecut de c\u00e2nd nu <\/span><\/span>te-am mai v\u00e3zut \u2014<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

HAYDN<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Marele Mozart \u2014 \u015fi eu m\u00e3 bucur \u2014<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

MOZART<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u0162i-am adus \u015fase cvartete de coarde, parc-ar fi dou\u00e3 kile de rodii. Sunt roadele unei trude \u00eendelungate \u015fi grele. \u0162i le <\/span><\/span>ofer sper\u00e2nd c\u00e3 nu le vei considera nedemne de tine.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

(t\u00e3cere, prive\u015fte de jur-\u00eemprejur)<\/em><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Papa, \u0163ie nu-\u0163i vine s\u00e3 mori \u00een \u2014 nu-\u015ftiu-cum-se-cheam\u00e3-asta? At\u00e2\u0163ia ani\u2026! Eu n-a\u015f rezista aici nicio s\u00e3pt\u00e3m\u00e2n\u00e3. \u015e<\/span><\/span>i \u0163\u00e2n\u0163arii! \u015fi prin\u0163ul!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

HAYDN<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

(indispus)<\/em><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Am avut prin\u0163i buni.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

MOZART<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

M\u00e3i\u2026, \u015ftii c\u00e3 doi \u0163\u00e2n\u0163ari \u00eentotdeauna \u2014<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

HAYDN<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u015etiu. \u015etiu cum sun\u00e3 c\u00e2nd se izbesc doi \u0162\u00e2n\u0163ari.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

MOZART<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

(r\u00e2de)<\/em><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Papa! Dar cum sun\u00e3 c\u00e2nd se izbe\u015fte unul? Poftim?!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

(t\u00e3cere)<\/em><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

S\u00e3 nu mai r\u00e3m\u00e2i aici, Papa \u2014 sau inventeaz\u00e3 ceva \u2014 cum vine asta, muzica ta e la cel mai \u00eenalt nivel \u2014 super \u2014 e palpitant\u00e3, sublim\u00e3, senzual\u00e3, pasionant\u00e3 \u015fi umoristic\u00e3, umoristic\u00e3, Papa, umoristic\u00e3 \u2014 \u015fi c\u00e2nd m\u00e3 uit la via\u0163a ta \u2014(sfor\u00e3ie) <\/em><\/span>adorm. Cum vine asta?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

HAYDN<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

N-are importan\u0163\u00e3. E totuna.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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Fragment din Rubens \u015fi femeile neeuclidiene<\/em> de Peter Esterhazy, piesa Treizeci \u015fi trei de varia\u0163iuni pe craniul-Haydn (spectacol modern de revist\u0103).<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Preg\u0103tim ceva cu totul spectaculos pentru voi! La propriu. Deocamdata, v\u0103 spun doar at\u00e2t: s\u0103 nu v\u0103 face\u0163i planuri pentru miercuri, 18 noiembrie la ora 18:30. Ah…\u015fi s\u0103 fi\u0163i la C\u0103rture\u015fti M\u0162R (\u015eos. Kiseleff nr.3). Revin \u00een cel mai scurt timp cu am\u0103nunte. P\u00e2n\u0103 atunci, v\u0103 ofer\u00a0o buc\u0103\u0163ic\u0103\u00a0din surpriza noastr\u0103. Poft\u0103 bun\u0103!   \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 29.… Avanpremiera<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"neve_meta_sidebar":"","neve_meta_container":"","neve_meta_enable_content_width":"","neve_meta_content_width":0,"neve_meta_title_alignment":"","neve_meta_author_avatar":"","neve_post_elements_order":"","neve_meta_disable_header":"","neve_meta_disable_footer":"","neve_meta_disable_title":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[3,7],"tags":[221,274,1204,1375],"class_list":["post-523","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-carte","category-events","tag-byblos","tag-carturesti-mtr","tag-peter-esterhazy","tag-rubens"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curteaveche.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/523","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curteaveche.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curteaveche.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curteaveche.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curteaveche.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=523"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.curteaveche.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/523\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curteaveche.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=523"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curteaveche.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=523"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curteaveche.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=523"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}